Jordan & Andre Officially Divorced

So, there we have it. What a disaster. All those vows, all those forevers lasted just 3 years. Makes a mockery of marriage, really, doesn't it?

What's even worse is how Katie Price, according to the press, is talking about marrying her latest beau before Christmas.

Is she completely insane? Has she learned nothing? Is she going to make ever-lasting vows again? Within months of her divorce? Utter stupidity. Unless it's all part of a cunning plan, of course. A money-making, publicity stunt.

Jordan, the glamour model, was perhaps not attracting the type of attention she craved whilst being a married Mum-of-3. Maybe she felt she'd taken the "Katie Price and Peter Andre" product as far as it would go. Time for a new strategy, Katie?

My advice to Katie Price: Yeah, have fun. But remember, above all, you are a Mother. Learn from your mistakes and do not be so air-headed as to get married again so soon. Look what happened last time. Don't you think it would be better to actually get to know your boyfriend for a few years before deciding you want to spend "the rest of your life" with him? Or is it a case of  "oh well, divorces are quick and easy these days, so what the heck, let's try it?"

There are other ways to attract attention and publicity, you know. It doesn't have to be just about your relationships and your boobs. You're obviously already well-known. Why not try something which would have a positive affect on society? Use the brain that's in your head somewhere. I know it's in there.